The craziest Quora question I have randomly come across?

Imagine you are a 10x nun in a bear costume from outerspace with opposable thumbs about to engage in a fight to the death with another nun, who may or may not be a bear in disguise. In front of you two lie a hunting knife and a baseball bat. If you pick one, the other nun will choose the other weapon. Which one would you pick and why?

The answer lies in the word “opposable thumbs“. Not sure if that is a correct word though. But who is Eshpelin Mishtak to judge :3