The very model of a modern Major General

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Initially, I came across this video while researching for a thesis on Music. Strange world, I know. But I think you should listen to this. And in your free time, read the comment that was below it too:

I am the very model of a modern office manager
though I admit that title is a bit of a misnomer
the job is much more complicated and some might say underrated
being the very model of a modern office manager

I make sure all the pencils are consistently a number 2
and all the Pens are always in my favorite shade of black or blue
and I am in complete command of each and every rubber band
I am the very model of a modern office manager

I am organized and modernized disorder is my nemesis
I give advice and clean up mice who’ve died upon the premises
I give out all the Christmas tips and number of the paperclip
just like the very model of a modern office manager

You You know the little mints inside the urinal that cleans the air
Wellthink of me next time you pee cause I’m the one who put them there
and I am often in a rush to see the all the toilets flush
just like the very model of a modern office manager

Always diverse somethimes preverse
I get involved in many stunts
I oil squeak and plug up leaks I even cleaned a loogie once
I have to know the fax machine and even the Tampax machine
to be the very model of a modern office manager

I’m very well acquainted here with matters analytical
I’m organized homogenized and some time to political
in short in matters managerial and technological
I am the very model of a modern office manager

I’ve brushed away from toilet seat mysterious hairs pubicle
I’ve even cleaned the carpet on the floor inside your cubicle
when things are looking sloppy or when there’s a broken copier
just called the very model of a modern office manager

I’ll stay until I get it right I’m willing to grow old in here
I’ll stick it out till I find out why it’s so freaking cold in here
but till I can make it better better get a better sweater
cuz I am the very model of a modern office manager

For talent show of course you know I’ve make sure everything is right
the judges won’t scoff I’ve paid them off and got them all cars home tonight
and if they don’t give me a ten they’ll never see their mail again
so says the very model of a modern office manager